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Brooklyn Gifts of the Magi
Brooklyn Gifts of the Magi
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Andrew had a Lagunitas waiting for Caroline when she got to the bar, but she’d already had two tequila shots before leaving her house, to cut down on Andrew’s tab.

I’m an Insecure Stock Photo of a Vaccine Vial, and This Is My Moment to Shine
I’m an Insecure Stock Photo of a Vaccine Vial, and This Is My Moment to Shine
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How do you like me now, Man on Park Bench with Laptop?

Dolls That Failed
Dolls That Failed
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Why there are no toy dolls modelled on old men, menopausal women, or angry newborns.

The Boyfriend Identity: Part 1
The Boyfriend Identity: Part 1
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The man has no idea who he is, what he does for work—not even his name. Only one thing is crystal clear: he possesses advanced boyfriend skills.

Meet Fluff Man
Meet Fluff Man
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He wasn’t just an unusually large fluff. He was the epitome of our young, careless life style.

Dear Pepper: Wooing Your Ex’s Parents
Dear Pepper: Wooing Your Ex’s Parents
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He had the right to end things, but neither of you has the right to dictate the other’s ties to people from your years together.

The Environmentalist Guns N’ Roses Song You Thought You Hated
The Environmentalist Guns N’ Roses Song You Thought You Hated
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“Welcome to the jungle!”

Plots of Nineteen-Eighties Movies if Their Protagonists Had Been People of Color
Plots of Nineteen-Eighties Movies if Their Protagonists Had Been People of Color
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“Back to the Future,” “Footloose,” “Hoosiers,” and other eighties classics reimagined without the white people.

Robbie: A User’s Guide
Robbie: A User’s Guide
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The Baby does not come with college tuition included, but you knew that going in, right? Wait a minute. Did you really not think about that?

Some Medieval Memes
Some Medieval Memes
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What doomscrolling, spying on your ex, and more looked like as memes in the Middle Ages.

Interior-Design Tips from a Straight, Single Man
Interior-Design Tips from a Straight, Single Man
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Random clumps of miscellaneous black cords make timeless accessories.

Famous Philosophers’ Side Hustles
Famous Philosophers’ Side Hustles
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Nietzsche’s personal-training business, Marx’s podcast, and more.

Dating Material: Essay Prompts for When You Think You’re Ready to Date Again
Dating Material: Essay Prompts for When You Think You’re Ready to Date Again
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How have you changed since your last relationship? Do you still do that thing where you’re trying really hard to be vulnerable but remain emotionally distant?

The Five Stages of Quarantine Bangs
The Five Stages of Quarantine Bangs
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It all starts with convincing yourself that they work for your face shape.

The Logic of Lifting COVID Restrictions Applied to Your Life
The Logic of Lifting COVID Restrictions Applied to Your Life
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Your house is on fire, so blow out your birthday candle and call it a day.

Studies in Human Resilience
Studies in Human Resilience
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Making the best of the fall of Troy, feudalism, and other unpleasant moments in history.

Valentine’s Day Robocalls
Valentine’s Day Robocalls
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Our romance spreads across all the seasons, / And your Social Security number has been suspended for, um, reasons.

When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Thing and What That Is
When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Thing and What That Is
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When the moon hits your eye like a calzone, that’s a comfortable relationship, but sadly one that is ultimately suffocating and not very healthy for you.

Valentine’s Day Activities for the Recently Single
Valentine’s Day Activities for the Recently Single
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Make yourself a nice meal, do a little online shopping, or torment an avatar of your ex in a video game.

If Social-Media Apps Were Parties You Were Obligated to Attend
If Social-Media Apps Were Parties You Were Obligated to Attend
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Ah, your smartest friend is hosting a “gathering,” which means twenty pseudo-intellectuals who are revved up and ready to converse about the American political system. Welcome to Twitter.